December 2010
4 posts
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband terrified, screamed, ‘Stop! Stop! You’re not going to cut it off are you?’ The wife, with a...
I will probably be single in the morning because of how much I want to drink...
– @internadam
Orlando house of blues.
I’m all about Lord of The Rings… Sometimes
– @rkfollese