November 2011
11 posts
June 2011
2 posts
“Yeah. Why didn’t they just call it escalade. That’s better”
– @andrewgoldstein
“Eman: Ian, should we start a song w bass? Andrew:Yeah, it could be just like...”
May 2011
1 post
“May have a Hendrix and tonic, and tanquerey? Aka. A gin tonic and gin. I’m...”
– @rkfollese
April 2011
1 post
“I dont know, but if it’s fuckin “colors of the wind, I’m gonna...”
– Me
March 2011
2 posts
Here’s your chance to be in a Hot Chelle Rae...
Here’s your chance to be in a Hot Chelle Rae video!
On April 4, 2011, Hot Chelle Rae will be shooting a video for their next single “Tonight Tonight.” If you’re in Southern California and over the age of 18 you’re eligible to appear. If interested please send the following to the below email address:
A recent photo of yourself.
Your age, phone number, address and email address.
You’re availability...
“If I had a twitter, I’d make my name “aarons a fa**ot”....”
– Levi Miller… Brother of Aaron
December 2010
4 posts
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband terrified, screamed, ‘Stop! Stop! You’re not going to cut it off are you?’ The wife, with a...
“I will probably be single in the morning because of how much I want to drink...”
– @internadam
WatchOrlando house of blues.
“I’m all about Lord of The Rings… Sometimes”
– @rkfollese
November 2010
2 posts
“@rkfollese : look at this toilet. Why do we need such enormous places to...”
– J fol
Music-favorite/least favorite bands/artists.
Why is it that there are artists that make us laugh, cry, dance, or scream? What is the intangible factor that causes us to be able to relate to a song? To feel ourselves inside of it. There are artists that I dislike, maybe because of a lack of vocal talent. Maybe because of the actually personality of the individual(s). Maybe it’s just not my style. But within that, there is almost always...
October 2010
10 posts
“I write feelings, not thoughts”
– Bono
“That requires you to have your foot on the brake. Not pressing on it, but...”
– @iankeaggy #whileasleep
“You know, the opposing sides of a circuit. But, f**k it”
– @iankeaggy while asleep
“You know what I love? Butter(@yabutter) , and Butters… Are a lot alike.”
– @iankeaggy
“No one knows what this is. You should drink it.”
– Preston Jones
September 2010
6 posts
“It smells like doughnuts and cigarettes.
It smells like Ian”
– @jamiefollese
Travel Daze
The gentleman next to me smells of some sort of alcohol. Very possibly from last nights adventures, or now that I take note of my surroundings, his bare feet could be the culprit. The days been more stressful with each minute. Not the type of stress that leaves one in a bad mood. As soon as each hurdle passes, I simply breathe deep, thank God that I didn’t royally screw myself, and think...
Airport security
This is not a rant. This is not me bitching about how Airport Security is always harassing me, making me unpack all of my portable studio and it’s wiring, or even making me remove my shoes. This is simply an expression of surprise at this mornings LACK of security. No complaints here.
Recently, I have been noticing that I have NEVER had a problem with a lighter in my pocket or the other...
WatchMy nephew(3) is singing “Bleed”
“A bow tie announces to the world, that you can no longer get an erection.”
– David Sedaris
August 2010
11 posts
San Antonio(shit, I went shopping)
So, as Texas usually goes… It was over 100 degreesF today… Only to be made better by a small shopping detour we made to the outdoor mall next to SixFlags. I told myself I probably shouldn’t buy anything. Then… I of course found a pair of boots that were the most comfortable things I’ve ever had my foot inside of(that came out wrong). SO I put them on hold, so that I...
Ten words you need to stop misspelling →
“Hey nash, in that cooler next to you, there’s a diet coke under the...”
– Dave Jacquin.
Love. Timeless or not
As life goes by, most of us experience many relationships, and breakups. It’s one of the joys and pains that makes us feel, grow, and enjoy life. You may meet someone, become friends with them, and find that, years later they’re the love of your life. You may only ever be just friends, and can feel only blessed to have found such friendship. You may meet someone, and fall head over...
HEAVY/DEATH/SCREAMING/ROAR BANDS
I may offend some of you, but at the risk of joining @johncmayer in needing to publicly apologize fairly often…This warped tour experience has shown me more variations of “hard” music than I care to be witness to. No one likes hard core screaming devil music. And if they think they do, they’ve been mislead. There’s nothing pleasant, or musical about. Imagine back...
